I Love Lamp: Barn Wood Table

Our buddies Erik and Solana came up last weekend for some country time and we put them to work. No, seriously. We didn't care that they had their one year old daughter with them or anything. We're cruel like that.

Steven and I had been talking a big game about taking some of our old barn wood and building a dining room table with it. We believed that by combining our general brain power with this book and sheer will we could do it. And while that might have turned out to be true, I'm sure it turned out much better that we had Erik and his carpentry skills to guide us.

And by "guide" I mean, "come up with a table design out of thin air without ever drawing or writing anything down then building it with us in a single afternoon using a handsaw and a drill".

Photo evidence:

I swear I didn't just take pictures and dance to the Black Keys the whole time. See:

Ok well that doesn't really prove anything other than maybe I spent a lot of time squatting and staring at people through my need-to-be-trimmed bangs, but I swear. There was plenty of measuring and drilling and filing on my part.

Later that night we christened the table with some delicious (Solana made) pork ribs, brussel sprouts fried in bacon grease, mashed potatoes, and good times.

I love the table because it's beautiful and functional, but I love it even more because we made it and I will think of that afternoon and these great friends every time I sit down at it. Those are exactly the kinds of things I want to fill this place with-- lovely and useful objects, meaningful friendships, hard work, wonderful memories.

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I Love Lamp: Before and After, My Office

There's nothing like two coats of white paint. BEFORE:

AFTER:

Steven's and my studio in Brooklyn was all white-- even the floors-- and I loved that. So the first thing on my To Paint List up here was my office.

We've shared a workspace for the past five years, so having our own rooms is quite the change. On the surface of things, while I love having my books around and easily maintaining the cleanest of desks, the place feels shockingly feminine to me without all of Steven's stuff mixed in.

I find that in retrospect, new places always look stark, unfinished, and proportioned wrong. I'm sure I'll wind up moving things around. It takes time to settle in. In the mean time, there are more rooms to cross off my To Paint List!

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I Love Lamp: Malm Fireplaces

Steven and I are in the market for a wood stove and/or fireplace. I've been drawn to these hilarious Malm ones for a while now:

Made in California since the 60's they're a real retro treasure. Aside from perhaps being a little too Darth Vader meets The Jestsons, I think we'll wind up going with a more traditional stove shape so as to get the most heat out of it possible. Because yeah, baby it's COLD OUTSIDE:

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(Fireplace photos via Malm, 5 Day Forcast via weather.com)

I Love Lamp: Cultural Appropriation In Design

When I saw that dream catchers were being featured on Design*Sponge today I cringed because I'm frankly really sick of seeing the shallow appropriation all things "ethnic" and/or "native" in design. Variations of different Native American imagery seem to be taking lots of abuse right now, Navajo patterns in particular, and stuff like children's teepess just make me a little uncomfortable.

So I was really happy that see that Amy of Design*Sponge included this in her post as well:

Note: I do think it’s always important to consider cultural appropriation when looking at objects that originate from other cultures. Jezebel had a great article on cultural appropriation here that explains why dream catchers are not very problematic but describe what items are. It’s an interesting read.

An interesting read indeed. I remember coming across this when it was first posted in the wake of lots of high profile fashion folks making heinously cringe worthy decisions like putting their mostly naked models in traditionally sacred headdresses.

And while I don't think this article fully explains exactly when it's ok, that's because there's not just one answer to this question. The line between celebrating/admiring and plain old appropriating is an inherently blurry one. I keep thinking about the whole "I know it when I see it approach" and how that kind of applies here but is unfortunately just as unhelpful in defining offensive cultural appropriation as it was in defining obscenity.

This all makes me think about how chock full my house is of stuff that I've picked up around the globe and I have to ask myself, is any of it appropriation? All that Malian fabric I've made pillows and dresses and other things out of, is that ok because it's not sacred in any way?

What about the Moroccan rugs that can be used as prayer rugs but are just used as decor? Is that ok because they're not by definition religious objects?

That would mean I can never display this Tibetan prayer wheel I picked up in western China at a point in my life when I was very seriously considering Buddhism since it is most definitely sacred and I don't use it as such, right?

Funnily enough I haven't had that out in years exactly because it makes me uncomfortable. However I never cringe when I go to my atheist parents' house and pass by their beautiful, creepy, and perhaps totally inappropriate Stations of the Cross paintings. Is that because Christianity doesn't feel so much like "the other"?

Something else I admire aesthetically but have felt hesitant displaying is Steven's and my collection of Chinese comics that depict how to paint Communist propaganda. Cool, but just not cool if you know what I mean.

This all makes me think about the Egyptian craze of the 1920s. People went absolutely bonkers for "Egyptian" fashion/art/style after King Tut's tomb was excavated. Would that fly today? Part of me thinks no, people would definitely NOT be cool with digging up that guy's grave then appropriating the hell out of his religious imagery, symbols, and objects. Then the other part of me thinks it would be all together reasonable to imagine that people's Pinterest boards would be blowing up with "Nile River" this and "Scarab" that. Would it matter? To whom?

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I Love Lamp: A Lamp Just For You

My friend Craig just got himself this killer 1940's-movie-studio-esque floor lamp. Being that he's in the movie world and all I think it's PERFECT for him.

Not that everyone should go all theme-y with their lighting. I really hope Steven never gets a paint brush lamp or something. Or wait. Maybe I do. Oooooh, maybe now I really kind of do.

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I Love Lamp: This Guy Loves Lamp Too

Yeah, I love lamp. But so does my friend Adam who loves lamp so much he made his own uber cool industrial chic chandelier. Check this OUT:

And you know how extra  cool Adam is? He wrote out a full shopping list and set of DIY directions just for you! GO MAKE THAT LAMP.

SUPPLIES:

-250-foot spool of 18-gauge twisted-pair rayon-covered wire x1 (I only needed about 110 feet, but buying 250 feet was cheaper than per-foot prices of $1.50 or $2/foot)

-Wire staples x15 (I bought a 100-pack, but only used about 10-15)

-Small metal box x1 (for all the wire connections)

-Bigger metal box x1 (for the dimmer switch)

-Dimmer Switch x1

-White keyless porcelain bulb socket x5

-Edison bulb x5

-Wire nuts x15 (I think I used about 10-15 of the whole set. they need to be small to fit in the small metal box)

-Rubber Grommets x8 (the ones I used had a 1/4" inside hole and needed a 3/8" hole in the box)

-Drywall screws x2 (to mount dimmer box to wall, may change depending on your wall type)

-Outlet box/switch face plate screws to mount dimmer to metal box (may come with your dimmer switch; I used an old dimmer so went and bought two screws and two nuts)

-Plug

TOOLS:

-Drill

-Drill bits for metal (usual sizes, including 3/8" bit. This set has 'em all)

-Hammer

-Pencil (for marking walls)

-Tape measure

-Lighter (or electrical tape; the cut ends of the rayon on the wire need to be secured either by bits of tape or a REALLY quick pass of a lighter--you don't want to melt the wire's actual insulation)

-Wire cutter

-Wire stripper

-Xacto knife (useful for slicing the rayon covering off the wire without hurting the insulation beneath)

HOW DO MAKE IT:

1) Figure out how you want your light fixture to look. Figure out what it's going to hang over, how the wires will be spaced from the ceiling, and how far down. Figure out where the outlet is, where the dimmer will be mounted, and then figure out the following wire lengths:

-plug to small metal box (where all the wires meet and connect)

-small metal box to dimmer box

-small metal box to each lightbulb

Add some extra to the length of each piece of wire that runs from metal box to lightbulb--I added a little over a foot on each. This is important because it leaves room for error and makes the project more flexible. Want to move your table out from the wall another foot? Awesome, just move the wire staples and you have the slack for it.

2) Cut--and label!--each piece of wire. Measure twice, cut once.

3) Strip the rayon off of the last ~inch of each end of all of the wires. The ends that go into the bulb sockets should be more like 1/2" stripped.

4) use electrical tape in little pieces or a quick pass of the lighter to melt the rayon to keep the rayon wrapping from fraying. It's important not to harm the insulating rubber beneath the rayon. The rayon is purely decorative, and doesn't act as an insulator here.

5) mount light sockets to the 5 wires you've cut for this purpose. if you're putting any shades on the lights or anything of any weight, then you'll need additional strain relievers) 

6) mount plug to end of plug wire

Sidebar: this is where it's useful to know an electrician or have a father who knows how to do this stuff. it's important that the right wire goes in the right places, and that your wire, dimmer, and sockets can take the load of the lightbulbs. in my case, I have 5 40-watt bulbs, or 200 watts total. 18-gauge wire is fine for this, and my dimmer is rated at 600 watts. You also have to pay attention to which wire is which. white=neutral and black=hot. in general, the narrow plug prong aligns with the "hot" (black) wire, the middle/end contact in the light sockets should also have the "hot" wire, and the dimmer should go on the hot side of the circuit. don't make this project unless you know what you're doing here, and I'm not really implying thatI know what I'm doing here, either

7) starting from the desired positioning of the light bulbs over your table or whatever, measure out where to put the wire staples to hang the bulbs. mark your ceiling for them and then hang the heck out of those wires. it's important to start from where you want the lights to be and work backwards towards the box because who really cares where the wires end on the plug side? you want the light bulbs to be where they're supposed to be!

8 ) once the light sockets are hung where they're supposed to be (the interwebs recommend 28-34" above your table in a dining setting), run the wire--using the wire staples+hammer as necessary--towards where you plan to have your small metal junction box.

9) drill 7x3/8" holes into your small metal box, 1x3/8" hole in your large metal dimmer box, 2 holes for your drywall screws in the back of the dimmer box (to mount it to the wall), and 3 holes on the lid of your dimmer box for the dimmer (one big one for the dimmer shaft itself and two smaller ones that align with the holes on the dimmer to attach the dimmer itself to the box lid)

10) put grommets in all of the 3/8" holes

11) Assemble dimmer and box: attach dimmer to dimmer box cover, attach dimmer to wire you've cut for that purpose (threaded through the grommet), attach dimmer box to wall, attach box cover (with dimmer attached) to the box, put the knob on the dimmer.

12) run dimmer wire to small metal junction box

13) connect everything. DO NOT plug the whole thing in until you're done. this is where I'm going to be purposely vague--you shouldn't do this project if you don't know how to connect everything in the small metal box. make sure you run wires through the rubber grommets so the metal edges of the holes don't hurt the wires.

14) once you've double-checked that all of the wire connections are secured, that no bare wire is showing, etc, close up the wire junction box, leave it out of the way on the floor or attach it to the wall (your choice! mine is on the floor under the table).

15) screw in the lightbulbs (how many people does it take?)

16) make sure the dimmer is off, and plug that baby in. if there's no smoke/no circuit breakers have tripped, you're almost there. turn that baby on! 

17) if there's still no smoke or tripped breakers, then clean up and enjoy your new lights!

Who is this DIY monster, right? He's the second from the left. Shake his hand if he ever passes you by somewhere on the streets of Oakland. Then get him to come over to your house and make industrial chandeliers til the cows come home.
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I Love Lamp: Upstate

In case it isn't glaringly obvious, I've become rather obsessed with what we NYC-ers call "Upstate", aka anything in the state of New York that's not where we live, aka "the country".  And all my favorite publications have apparently been conspiring to further feed my obsession. Last weekend I was moaning with jealousy over these guys' 1800s farm house:

And while I think I'll be a happier person if I never have to see another Tolix bar stool again, I was unduly excited by the Design*Sponge sneak peek of this place in the Catskills:

I'm ready to move in.

By the way, this home is owned by one of The Graham & Co.'s designers. Steven and I stayed there again recently, and looking at the decor, it's a pretty obvious match:

First farm house photos via NY Times, Catskills photos via Design*Sponge.

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I Love Lamp: Grace Bonney of Design*Sponge

Last week Steven interviewed Grace Bonney, creator of the website that became my gateway drug to design: Design*Sponge.

She's basically my Elvis. Or Mick Jagger. Or One Direction. (I would make a joke about showing my age here, but frankly I've confused even myself with this range.)

The interview series format is 5 questions: 4 that always stay the same and 1 that is personalized. When it came time for Steven to brainstorm ideas for the 5th one I had a FUCKING FIELD DAY making suggestions. I'm pretty sure I sounded like a sugar-high six year old given the opportunity to ask Santa about the elves.

I suppose the enthusiasm spilled over as Steven wound up asking her waaaay more than 5 questions. Perhaps my favorite bit of the whole thing is the end:

You heard it here people, LET IT GO.

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I Love Lamp: Let's Go Back To Greece, Ok?

Look. I know it's September. I know school has begun and everybody is back at it. But it's REALLY hot in my apartment right now and I am VERY MUCH NOT READY to let go of summer no matter how enticing a cup of tea, a good book, and cashmere sweater can be. With that in mind, I'm returning to the beginning of the summer when Steven and I went to Greece. Had I known about this little place before I just might have insisted we swing by Koroni to shack up here for a bit:

Thank you Style-Files for the tip (and photos)!

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I Love Lamp: Give me Your House in the Catskills

Steven and I have all but lived in the Catskills this summer. So I'm thinking Jason Gnewikow and Jeff Madalena should just go ahead and share their Catskills house with us. I mean, it only makes sense, right?

I mean, Steven would catch them dinner every night:

Sometimes even PRE-SMOKED:

Non-trout photos via Design*Sponge.

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I Love Lamp: AirBnB

Steven and I went to LA for a wedding a couple of weeks ago and stayed in Echo Park in an AirBnB spot.

The place was totally artist-bachelor hip and I have zero complaints about the friendly dude who usually calls the place home. But I've got to say: bottom line, it just felt kind of WEIRD to be in someone else's apartment. And oh yeah, illegal.

So while I have mixed feelings about AirBnB in general, I've enjoyed cruising the round-ups that they curate. Smells like Eames Spirit just cracked me up.

Because no, at this point the words "mid-century modern" do NOT send chills down my spine, but rather, make me want to start throwing Eames chairs at people's heads and what not.  Which probably means that it's time for another spin around the best design website ever: Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

I Love Lamp: Intelligentsia Coffee, LA

Ya'll know how I feel about tiles. So I don't think anyone will be surprised to learn that one of my favorite parts of strolling around Sunset Junction in LA last week was communing with the geometric, ceramic deliciousness at Intelligentisa Coffee face to face.

I'm also a big fan of their stools:

Simply in theory though, because I never actually sat down on them.

Also. I wish I had a dog in LA so I could hire this woman to walk it:

I Love Lamp: Let's Run Away To Morocco and Start An Artist Colony in Taroudant

Let's run away to Morocco and start an artist colony in Taroudant, okay? That may or may not be what I said to anyone and everyone I met after reading this piece in the NY Times T Magazine a couple months ago.

Seriously though. Let's do it. Okay? I'll take care of the cacti.

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All photos via T Magazine.

I Love Lamp: Living in a Cave

One of the coolest spots Steven and I stayed during our trip to Greece was in Falasarna on the island of Crete.

Cruising AirBnB, we found this crazy cave villa carved out of the side of a mountain. The accommodations themselves were pretty basic--

But the grounds and surrounding views were fairytale fantastic.

By the way, that's an outdoor shower spigot on the castle portion of the house. And while the place is pretty far up a private road I may or may not have gotten a honk or two while enjoying it. Ah well.

We had an especially good time making dinner from freshly picked onions and other goodies from the owners' garden (the owner being a middle aged woman with whom we shared coffee and cigarettes and stories when we traded cash for keys, avoiding the AirBnB fee, all of which felt VERY Greek) which we then enjoyed alfresco.

The surprise hit was the cat. And I say "surprise" because Steven is one of those assholes who hates cats, but for this one he fell pretty damn hard. Here is a shot right after he has scratched her belly with a rock for fear of having his usual allergic reaction:

And here is when he killed a giant grasshopper for her which she found somehow distasteful, much to his disappointment:

Bottom line, my new favorite amenities: vegetable gardens, outdoor showers, cats.

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I Love Lamp: Cabin Porn

Steven and I recently went back up to the Catskills for a couple of days to escape the city heat. We stayed at The Graham & Co again and this time around got to enjoy the pooool.

We also did a bit of exploring in the area, falling rather desperately in love with a few valleys and creeks and old country churches.

So this week's I Love Lamp is dedicated to the aptly named website Cabin Porn that shows, yes, beautiful cabins in compromising sexual-- wait, no, I mean, just absolutely beautiful cabins.

While I'm usually a fan of a lovingly remodeled old farm house over any kind of new construction, I've recently found myself drawn to the more modern, Scandinavian, clean line, even prefab cabins. The contrast to bucolic nature is delicious.

All photos via Cabin Porn.

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I Love Lamp: Hotel from Heaven

I have been drooling over photos of the San Giorgio in Mykonos ever since it opened a year ago. So needless to say, when Steven and I decided to go to Greece I knew EXACTLY where we would be staying. For at least a night or two. Guys. It was HOTEL HEAVEN. Every damn detail was beautiful, the service impeccable, I just... I just... need to go back asap.

You check in here:

When you get a complimentary honeymoon upgrade, your room looks like this:

Hanging poolside, champagne in hand, looks like this:

Reading in hammocks in the palm grove looks like this:

Taking a dip off the dock looks like this:

And everywhere else your eyes might rest looks like this:

We loved it all so much, we fully committed to living the "gypset" bohemian luxury lifestyle and bought this private yacht:

I mean, drank beers on the dock and pretended it was ours.

If you or anyone you know is going to Greece GO TO THIS HOTEL. And take me with you!

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